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Friday, August 12, 2005 08:01:31 AM
TRANSLATION Photographer Plans To Sue Britney Spears
Paparazzo Brad Diaz, who claims he was shot by Britney Spears' bodyguards last weekend while
trying to photograph her outside her Malibu home, is now planning to sue the expecting pop star.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated Mr. Diaz's recent
statements to the press.
Brad Diaz: I can’t believe it. I was on a public street.
Translation: I can't believe it. My fifteen minutes of fame would have to start
with a BB pellet hitting my ass.
Brad Diaz: I was told by people at the scene that police
officers talking to Britney's bodyguards were sort of standing around laughing at it.
Translation: I was also told that Tom Cruise is seriously in love with Katie Holmes. Who can you
believe these days?
Paparazzo Brad Diaz, who claims he was shot by Britney Spears' bodyguards last weekend while
trying to photograph her outside her Malibu home, is now planning to sue the expecting pop star.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands translated Mr. Diaz's recent
statements to the press.
