Tuesday, August 09, 2005 06:27:13 AM
TRANSLATION
Madonna Converts David Beckham To Kabbalah
Word is out that potty-mouthed pop diva and Hebraic scholar Madonna has managed to convert
penalty-kick challenged soccer star
David Beckham and his wife Mrs. Beckham, a woman
who is believed to have been engaged in something
almost resembling music at one stage in her life, to Kabbalah.
Today we translate Mr. Beckham's words following his religious transformation.
David Beckham: Err ... Umm ...
Translation: It was either Kabbalah or Neoplatonism. If you only knew how many hours Victoria and I spent agonizing over this.
David Beckham: Umm ... Err ...
Translation: Saturn is the sphere of limitation, old age, death, and
corresponds to Binah, the Mother of Form, from whose womb
all finiteness comes. Jupiter, the leader, corresponds to Chesed.
Mars (as the warrior defending the law and the State) corresponds to Gevurah ...
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