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Monday, August 08, 2005 02:14:25 PM
TRANSLATION Pamela Anderson And Tommy Lee On Their Relationship
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee recently gave varying and conflicting
accounts of the status of their relationship -- if for no other
reason than to keep online satire magazines afloat for another day.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated the words uttered by these two great individuals.
Tommy Lee: We're crazy in love.
Translation: Hey, I like the sound of that. One more line
and Motley Crue's got a new song.
Tommy Lee: We're going to take things slowly and see where they go.
Translation: Can you believe we still can't
find a buyer for latest porn video?
Pamela Anderson: (When asked if they were getting back together.)
Absolutely not. I'm just trying to get him a little press for his new show.
Translation: He's just one of many riding on the waves of my enormous talent.
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee recently gave varying and conflicting
accounts of the status of their relationship -- if for no other
reason than to keep online satire magazines afloat for another day.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their hands
translated the words uttered by these two great individuals.
