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Thursday, August 04, 2005 01:03:17 PM
TRANSLATION Nick Lachey Denies Jessica Simpson Split
Jessica Simpson's hubby Nick Lachey used a guest-hosting appearance on “Live with
Regis and Kelly” to reject rumors that the couple is destined for an
imminent breakup. Our team of so-called reporters with far too
much time on their hands translated what he had to say.
Nick Lachey: They insist on going back to the same old
thing about I'm jealous of her career.
Translation: S**t! She's earning tons more money than I am!
Nick Lachey: I love my wife to death and I support the
heck out of her as any husband would.
Translation: She's making millions doing a flick and singing a song
while I'm here
getting up early in the middle of summer to fill
in for f**king Regis.
Nick Lachey: There's the saying that when they stop talking
about you that's when you have to worry.
Translation: Hey, how come everything around here got so quiet
all of a sudden?
Jessica Simpson's hubby Nick Lachey used a guest-hosting appearance on “Live with
Regis and Kelly” to reject rumors that the couple is destined for an
imminent breakup. Our team of so-called reporters with far too
much time on their hands translated what he had to say.
