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Thursday, August 04, 2005 04:53:04 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - A Week After Moving In Together

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

In all the stuff printed about us, nobody ever said anything about your snoring.
Or the fact that you are the biggest bed sheet hog in the world.
I wouldn't hog them if you'd just stop moving over to my side.
I only did that to get the arm you keep hitting me with in your sleep back to your side.
It's an instinctive reaction to get you to stop talking in your sleep all night, when you're not snoring.
Gee, now even I am starting to believe that there's nothing going on between us.

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