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Tuesday, August 02, 2005 11:41:15 AM
TRANSLATION Scarlett Johansson And Her Mammoth Breasts
Up and coming actress Scarlett Johansson, the star
of Lost in Translation,
unsuspectingly found herself appearing on a
colossal billboard promoting her new film The Island as she
was driving on the freeways of Los Angeles.
The billboard portrayed the comely and
well-proportioned actress with exaggeratedly majestic mammaries.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their
hands translated her reaction.
Scarlett Johansson: I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo
of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space.
I screamed and slammed on the brakes.
Translation: Giant pictures of hot women
plastered alongside its highways. No wonder everyone complains
about the traffic in LA.
Scarlett Johansson: It's very strange to see my
cleavage the size of a brontosaurus.
My breasts were huge.
Translation: How did I manage to walk onto the set of an
average male's fantasy?
Scarlett Johansson: I had long hair and my goodness,
I couldn't get past the
cleavage. I was like, 'Look at me they wiped out my whole face Oh,
that's not my face that's
my cleavage'.
Translation: Now if they could someone work a
gigantic beer into the picture, it would turn this average
male fantasy into something truly spectacular.
Up and coming actress Scarlett Johansson, the star
of Lost in Translation,
unsuspectingly found herself appearing on a
colossal billboard promoting her new film The Island as she
was driving on the freeways of Los Angeles.
The billboard portrayed the comely and
well-proportioned actress with exaggeratedly majestic mammaries.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their
hands translated her reaction.
