Monday, August 01, 2005 06:40:35 AM
TRANSLATION
Lauren Bacall Talks About Tom Cruise
Hollywood great Lauren Bacall granted an interview to Time magazine
this week in which she harshly
criticized present-day box-office idol Tom Cruise.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time
on their hands translated what she said.
Lauren Bacall: When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise.
Translation: When you about a great actor, you're
talking about Tom Green. Now there's a talent.
Lauren Bacall: His whole behavior is so shocking.
Translation: Whereas that Tom Green is so normal and down to earth.
Lauren Bacall: It's inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but I think it's kind of a sickness.
Translation: Inappropriate, vulgar and unacceptable are words I
would never associate with Tom Green. There's nothing sick about that guy whatsoever.
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