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Hello, oh girl of my dreams with whom I am engaging in an amazingly passionate romance despite constant rumors pertaining to my sexuality. |
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Hello, oh man of my life! |
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Say, apple of my eye, this Karl Rove scandal sure has been bugging me of late.
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Why ever is that, my chivalrous idol? Is it because of its enormous implications about the abuse of power for political gain and that people in the highest office could have committed perjury to protect their own?
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Not exactly, sugar plum. |
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Is it because it compromised our national security and showed that the intelligence on which the administration based the Iraq war was a sham?
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That's not it either, honey pie.
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Then what could it be, my extremely masculine hero? |
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Well, have you ever noticed just how much airtime has been taken away from us since this story first broke three weeks ago?
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