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Monday, July 25, 2005 01:05:45 PM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie On Their Platonic Relationship

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Hi Darling!
Hi Sweety!
Isn't it great that we can be such good platonic friends?
I agree. The way you explained Plato's theory of forms to me last night while giving me a back rub was wonderful.
Don't sell yourself short, sweetheart. I've never seen the allegory of the cave performed to Ravel's Bolero before. It's all so clear to me now.
Thanks, honey. Still, nobody has ever licked my toes and provided such a thorough extrapolation of the early Socratic dialogues the way you have.
And to think there are people out there who think our relationship is more than platonic.
Hard to believe.

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