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Monday, July 25, 2005 07:31:09 AM
TRANSLATION Pamela Anderson Denies Reports She Is Remarrying Tommy Lee
Pamela Anderson staunchly denied
rumors circulating in the media this week that she is about
to marry rocker Tommy Lee for the third time.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their
hands translated her remarks which were posted on her website.
Pamela Anderson: We're not back together...we just love each other!
Translation: To see how much we love each other you'll have to wait
until the release of our new online porn video..
Pamela Anderson: Please ... We are friendly, we're family... but that
is not the truth.
Translation: And the truth is ... I love Katie Holmes. Oprah
just bought a new set of furniture for me to jump
on next week.
Pamela Anderson: This is a huge misunderstanding... I am NOT
getting married... Period...
The press have some nerve.
Translation: The press never can get things right.
For years they overlooked the depth and diversity
I brought to my character on Baywatch.
Pamela Anderson staunchly denied
rumors circulating in the media this week that she is about
to marry rocker Tommy Lee for the third time.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too much time on their
hands translated her remarks which were posted on her website.
