Friday, July 22, 2005 05:27:14 AM
TRANSLATION
Eminem on Retirement
Rapper Eminem, 31, has refuted recent reports that
he is going hang up his microphone after his
Anger Management tour, according to an MTV interview he gave
yesterday. Our team of so-called
reporters with far too much time on their hands translated his comments.
Eminem: I'm not retiring. When I say I'm taking a break,
I'm taking a break from my music.
Translation: Have you seen how long the waiting lists at retirement
homes are in Florida these days?
Eminem: When I know my next move, I'll tell everyone my next move.
Translation: I'm thinking of rolling over my 401(k) into an IRA.
Eminem: As long as I feel like I got the energy in me to do
it, and the spirit, and I can do it, I'm gonna do it.
Translation: Let's see, where did I put my Vitamin E tablets?
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