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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 12:04:17 PM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee To Get Married Again

Former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson and rock star Tommy Lee are, according to the New York Post, planning to get married for the third time. Amazingly, our team of so-called reporters managed to land a copy of the telephone transcript in which Tommy asks for Pamela's hand in marriage.

Pammy.
Tommy.
Pammy, what would you say if we were to go and get married again?
Oh, Tommy, you really do love me after all.
Of course I do sweetheart, but there's more to it than that.
You mean, you want to settle down too?
Well, yeah, that too, darling, but there's something else.
You mean you want to make another addition to our f...?
That's right, honey. I want to make another addition to our film collection. Someone's gotta show young whippersnappers like that Colin Farrell and Paris Hilton how a good ole honest-to-goodness online porn video is made.

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