Monday, July 25, 2005 12:01:36 PM
FAMOUS TELEPHONIC DIALOGUE
Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt She's Pregnant
The New York Post broke the story this morning that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. What follows is a text-message transcript of Ms Jolie telling Brad Pitt, her Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-star, the big news.
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Hello Angelina. |
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Hi Brad, I've got some wonderful news. |
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What is it oh love of my life with whom I am enjoying a completely non-carnal relationship? |
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You'll never believe it! I've just skipped a period! |
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Hey, everyone makes grammatical mistakes, darling. Don't worry about it. You should see some of the text messages I get. Talk about dangling participles. |
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No, you don't understand. I've got a bun in the oven.
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Oh, that's the best news I've heard all day. I'm starving. I'll be right over.
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No, silly. You still don't get it. I'm pregnant with your child.
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That's great. Maybe now the press will stop writing all those crazy rumors that there is something going on between us.
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