Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Tuesday, May 31, 2005 07:18:03 AM
FAMOUS TELEPHONIC DIALOGUE Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis Agree To Get Married
The mind just boggles at two extraordinarily wealthy young people
who both happen to be named Paris finding each other, falling
in love before millions of tabloid readers and then ultimately
deciding to marry one another. Luckily our team of reporters with
far too much time on their hands was able to listen in on the very conversation in which the Parises agree to make each other eternally happy.
Paris?
Hello, Melbourne?
No.
Milwaukee?
No.
Addis Ababa?
No, it's me Paris.
Paris. Your name's the same as mine. That's hot. Let's get married.
Because we're in love?
Ha! Good one!
Because a married couple who share the first name Paris gets a lifetime supply of onion rings at Carl's Jr?
Close.
Because we'll be able to give bad online satire writers something to write about today?
