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Wednesday, May 25, 2005 03:50:01 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM The Paris Hilton Burger Scandal
The sensation swirling around Paris Hilton's steamy commercial spot for Carl's Jr. has refused to die down, and Chortler.com is all over every part of it, so to speak. Today our panel offers their respective viewpoints on the latest controversy surrounding the hotel heiress.
The cinematic symbolism and artistic nuance involved in making that commercial went way over my head.
I'd hit it.
She is just so unrefined and crass.
Really, why would a woman rely solely on her physical endowments to advance her career?
Oy vey, what that shiksa wouldn't do for attention.
Whatever happened to Betty Grable and Andrews Sisters? Now they were hot. They could sell me burgers any time.
YARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I am going to make a bold statement here and say I agree with whatever Donald has to say about the commercial.
