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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 11:57:59 AM
TRANSLATION
'Survivor: Palau' Winner Tom Westman Enters The Translation Booth

It was firefighting New Yorker Tom Westman's turn to step into our very own patented translation booth following his victory in Survivor: Palau.

Tom Westman: Somebody told me recently they stopped coloring their hair after I did so well on the challenges.

Translation: That someone was not Dick Clark.


Tom Westman: You've got to go in there and be yourself. It's a winning strategy.

Translation: If your name is not John Kerry.


Tom Westman: When I saw how young the cast was, I thought this is gonna be perfect.

Translation: And then five seconds later I couldn't remember what I had just been thinking.


Tom Westman: The younger ones are not going to know I'm a physical threat until it's too late for them.

Translation: Wait until I make a comeback at Survivor: Miami Beach.


Tom Westman: Originally, (my strategy was) to try to fly below the radar.

Translation: It's always seemed to work for George W. Bush.


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