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Wednesday, April 13, 2005 11:54:01 AM
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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline On Their Big News

With all the major events that have unfolded around the world in the past several days, it has felt like ages since Britney Spears made the headlines. Thankfully, she has returned. The following is a text message transcript of her important announcement this week:
Darling.
Justin?
No.
Jason?
No.
Give me a hint at least.
We're married.
Okay, give me another clue.
Starts with a K.
Ken?
Close enough. What's this I hear about the stork coming?
I haven't seen any storks in Los Angeles.
No, I mean I hear you have a bun in the oven.
Everyone knows I can't cook.
Is it true what the papers are saying?
Yes, it's true.
You mean ...?
Absolutely.
Are you sure?
100%.
So I guess this is the big moment.
That's right, as of this moment I'm starting my own online satire site.

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