Tuesday, March 29, 2005 08:08:55 AM
FAMOUS TEXT MESSAGES
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
The following is the latest in our series of great communications between some of the most notable individuals of our age:
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Hello Britney?
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No. Wrong number.
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Ashlee?
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No. Wrong again.
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Angelina?
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Bingo. How'd u get my #?
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| Some hackers posted it on the Net.
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| Great. Thanks a lot, Paris :(
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| I was wondering...
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| Who are you????
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| I'm the guy who you used to see a lot next to Jennifer Aniston.
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| Ben Stiller?
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| No.
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| David Schwimmer.
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| No, Brad Pitt. You know, I starred in a movie recently about a Greek stud.
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| Alexander?
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| No, but anyway ...
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| Yes???
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| How about dinner sometime?
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| No, thanks, I don't eat.
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| Wanna go golfing?
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| Are you serious?
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| What about bowling?
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| Get real!!!
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| Well, then, what about hanging around a computer and writing online satire?
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| Now you're talking. Gee, it's true what they say about you after all. You really do know how to turn a girl on.
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