Monday, March 21, 2005 08:05:04 AM
KIDS' SECTION
Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: There Was An Old Woman
Once upon a continuum of experience not demarcated by those who chronicled the event I am endeavoring to relay,
there was a venerable personage of the feminine
gender who, as improbable as it may appear,
found habitation in a covering for the human foot.
The aforesaid elderly human female was the progenitor
of such an innumerable amount of offspring that she
was perplexed to the point of abeyance when required to take
definitive action.
She provided sustenance to her progeny in the form of
liquid in which meat and vegetables are simmered, yet
bereft of baked goods derived from flour.
Thenceforth, she thrashed them to the stage of vanquishing
ahead of directing them to seek a quiescent state through slumber.
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