Tuesday, March 29, 2005 08:09:11 AM
THE SCOOP
Paris Hilton's SMS Messages Released
First it was the telephone numbers of famous
people which appeared on the Internet after
the recent hacking of Paris Hilton's cellphone. Then
the emails.
Now, in what can only be deemed a natural
progression, it is the SMS messages.
Yes, Paris Hilton's most intimate
correspondences have been revealed.
And -- in our continuing effort not to
keep any part of the lives of public
people private -- we at Chortler.com are about
to print them without the slightest sense of shame (or for that matter intelligence.)
SMS Conversation with Ashlee Simpson, February 7, 2005
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How are U
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fiN & U
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gr8
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What did you think of the recent article in Science magazine entitled Harvesting Medical Information from the Human Family Tree?
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Gotta go bye.
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Bi
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SMS Conversation with Christina Aguilera, February 8, 2005
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How are U
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fiN & U
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gr8
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So, do you think the Japanese will meet is 2.1% government target if growth doesn't pick up in Q1?
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Gotta go bye.
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Bi
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SMS Conversation with Anna Kournikova, February 9, 2005
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How are U
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fiN & U
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gr8
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I was wondering: Do you think Olivier's performance in Hamlet was a discernibly homosexual rendition or merely proof of his Oedipal attachment to his mother?
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Gotta go bye.
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Bi
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