Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:49:32 PM
KIDS' SECTION
Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: Old Mother Hubbard
A Noachian maternal progenitor bearing the appellation Hubbard
ventured to take stock of year-on-year consumption of domestic canine comestibles in a facility designed for the storage of the rigid connective tissue found in vertebrates.
Upon arrival at the emplacement outline in the preceding description, the superannuated female personage observed the facility was bereft of the aforesaid canine comestible, thereby leaving her domesticated animal with nary a rigid connective tissue on which to masticate.
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