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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:48:31 PM
KIDS' SECTION
Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: Little Jack Horner
A bantam infantile bipedal primate mammal of the masculine gender whose progenitors had bestowed upon him the distinctive designation of Jack Horner assumed a position whereby the upper rounded parts of his hindquarters were partaking in minimal functional and metabolic activities by a convergence of perpendicular walls.
It was at this juncture that the aforementioned youth ingested a sweet course associated with the Yule season consisting of a heretofore unknown filling.
In an effort to test the merits of his investment the protagonist in question placed a short, thick digit into the center of edible good.
Against all prognostications forecasted by his contemporaries he produced a comestible globular smooth-skinned fruit.
Thenceforth declaring: "What a commendable bantam infantile bipedal primate mammal of the masculine gender am I."
A bantam infantile bipedal primate mammal of the masculine gender whose progenitors had bestowed upon him the distinctive designation of Jack Horner assumed a position whereby the upper rounded parts of his hindquarters were partaking in minimal functional and metabolic activities by a convergence of perpendicular walls.
