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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:48:21 PM
KIDS' SECTION
Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: Mary Had A Little Lamb
A female human offspring, who for the purposes of this account shall be the bearer of the cognomen Mary, found herself the sole proprietor of a smallish young domestic sheep which had the defining characteristic of possessing an ultimately saleable good whose achromatic color contained a lightness reminiscent of precipitation falling from clouds in the form of ice crystals.
No matter what extemporaneous peripatetic endeavor to which Mary was inclined the young domestic sheep
would indubitably be motivated to pursue the same wayfaring impulse.
On one particularly significant late-Q3 occasion it aligned its itinerant intentions to coincide with those of the aforementioned Mary which were directed in the general path of an educational institution. This singular quest was in strict noncompliance with established regulations, the immediate consequence of which was to ignite the
incitement of expressions of mirth amongst other human offspring located in the vicinity.
A female human offspring, who for the purposes of this account shall be the bearer of the cognomen Mary, found herself the sole proprietor of a smallish young domestic sheep which had the defining characteristic of possessing an ultimately saleable good whose achromatic color contained a lightness reminiscent of precipitation falling from clouds in the form of ice crystals.
No matter what extemporaneous peripatetic endeavor to which Mary was inclined the young domestic sheep
would indubitably be motivated to pursue the same wayfaring impulse.
