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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:47:43 PM
KIDS' SECTION
Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: Little Miss Muffet
The slight, paltry youthful female personage (henceforth acknowledged to be the possessor of the nominal unit “Miss Muffet”) decided to evaluate the multifaceted vagaries and impending ramifications of present market circumstances upon a small cluster of elongated flexible outgrowths.
There she imbibed coagulated liquid and ingested the serum of a white nutritious liquid secreted by bovine mammals.
Into her general proximity there encroached an unknown and unexpected hazard in her deliberations in the form of a predatory arachnid
Who through a combination of temerity and a genuine obliviousness to the aforementioned deliberations endeavored to rest his hindquarters immediately adjacent to where Miss Muffet was stationed.
This in turn sparked a instantaneous and illogical reaction within Miss Muffet causing the immediate abandonment of her speculations and igniting an unwarranted and deleterious effect on overall conditions.
The slight, paltry youthful female personage (henceforth acknowledged to be the possessor of the nominal unit “Miss Muffet”) decided to evaluate the multifaceted vagaries and impending ramifications of present market circumstances upon a small cluster of elongated flexible outgrowths.
