Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:46:47 PM
KIDS' SECTION
Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: Humpty Dumpty
Humpy Dumpty, cognizant of the sporadicalness of
current market conditions, opted to hedge
atop an architectural partition.
Humpty Dumpty experienced an acute,
expeditious and deleterious plunge.
Neither the comprehensive aggregation
of the solid-hoofed herbivorous quadrupeds
Nor the entire workforce at the disposal of the ruler of the kingdom
Could reassemble the myriad of
separate parts that had formerly comprised Humpty Dumpty.
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