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Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: Humpty Dumpty

Humpy Dumpty, cognizant of the sporadicalness of current market conditions, opted to hedge atop an architectural partition.

Humpty Dumpty experienced an acute, expeditious and deleterious plunge.

Neither the comprehensive aggregation of the solid-hoofed herbivorous quadrupeds

Nor the entire workforce at the disposal of the ruler of the kingdom

Could reassemble the myriad of separate parts that had formerly comprised Humpty Dumpty.


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